It may excite some of you when you hear that Dylan Moran: the king of all things righteous and hilarious, is performing in Perth in exactly 20 days.
This event has been the result of my recent loss of sleep.That and the fact that I'm currently unwell with a cold. Is it just me that can't get to sleep when I have a cold? But it's not just an average household cold. It's the type of cold that affects all of your facial features internally. For example my eyes and itchy; one of my nostrils is blocked while the other is unable to inhibit fluid from running into my mouth. My throat is insanely sore. I can't really swallow or talk or breathe, so I've stopped doing all of these. As a result, no one will hear my cries and I'll be found a week later lying dead on the floor in a pile of saliva and snot.
What the hell? It always seems that I start writing about one topic and then another topic sneaks out of my subconscious. Sadly, Dylan Moran's wonder and glory has been cheapened by my descriptions of my cold. It's as if there always has to be a co-existance of non related topics.
Like scooters and easter eggs. Perhaps I have discovered the trick to writing blogs.
But Dylan Moran is amazing. I'm considering running on stage with a team of muscular men and kidnapping him. Then I will take him home and put him in a cage and marvel at his rugged good looks and admirable wit. Occasionally I will poke him with a stick and force him to recite lines from Black Books. "'She's crazy', they will all say!" But I will have Dylan Moran.
10 comments:
Oooooh! I think not my friend.. HE's MINE! Get your own human play ting.
hahaha brilliant
"Don't you dare touch a hair on that boy's head!"
You can clean an Oven you can clean me!
My brain is falling away like peices of wet cake
Coffee? Oh yea', coffee. Coffee that I've spilt on the carpet, you've picked up with tweezers, put in a jar and now you're going to serve it right back to me!
hahaha people are primarily going to think that I have many friends until they find out I actually contribute to more than 80% of my comments. SO we will continue this on msn..
i have reason to believe that this picture is not infact the highly esteemed dylan moran, but rather is the equally good looking yet NON BLACK BOOKS ARTIST jarvis cocker. which is a shame really.. i was mistaken for sometime. but no one else will know so i say.. good on you for writing about dylan moran.
xx
really??
thats insane! for some reason i thought it was him wowww he looks very much like him perhaps they are twins.. thankyou for letting me know i will change the picture immediately :P
Man... when you said you were gonna kidnap him, something inside my head actually went: "Hey! We could do that! Why not?? Then we could have Dylan Moran!" Now i just gotta suppress these urges.
haha no one will ever notice... not even his body guards or family..
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